Biden Administration to Rename ‘Stairs’ so Joe Can’t Fall on Them Anymore

On Friday, March 19th, 2021, while boarding Airforce One on his way to Atlanta, President Joe Biden lost his footing while ascending the airstairs, and fell three times.

As if his stumble wasn’t embarrassing enough, especially in light of his previous claims respecting his mobility, the aftermath proved equally bad, because though the press tried to downplay — or in some instances, competely ignore — signs that the elderly executive was infirm, social media quickly picked up on and disseminated the story, even going so far as to mock the president via humorous comments, memes, and videos.

When pressed on the issue of how the Biden Administration would avoid such a public relations nightmare in the future, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki stated that the President would be issuing an executive order renaming ‘stairs’ so that he couldn’t fall on them anymore.

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